So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
please turn on the audio for this
when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities
”brah help me im falling off this cliff brah”
”but brah i cant grab your hand thats hand holding and thats gay brah”
"But brah, no homo"
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the
I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around
instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture
when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
OH MY GOD