meatbicyclevevo:

why do I get invited to kids parties

plantbot:

as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

It’s this kind of shit that pisses me off. Quit being so narrow minded. People of all body types go through their own struggles. Just because “fat” is a more common struggle doesn’t mean it’s any more valid than that of someone skinny.
Maybe YOU don’t know the pain of crying your eyes out in the changing room when you try on the slimmest size and it still fits like a flowing sheet or drapes. Skinny boys are not socially acceptable in the slightest. Open your mind to the struggles people go through no matter their size jesus. And for the record, I can’t even count the amount of times I wished I was fat.

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

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ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

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This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

@Anonymous

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

Only the Avatar can master all four elements and bring balance to the world.

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sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense

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thecutestofthecute:

Great Danes are gentle giants.

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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Do you have any pics of doggies doing people things??

@Anonymous

sshibe:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and the ‘denim chicken’ from it’s always sunny in philadelphia

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and the ‘denim chicken’ from it’s always sunny in philadelphia

satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.